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THE DEVIL ROCKS BLUE HAIR & A NUDE LIP! I NEVER WILL APOLOGIZE FOR BEING BLACK, BEAUTIFUL, SEXUAL, NOR INTELLIGENT!
I just kept thinking SWEAR IM FUCKING CRYING! STOP FUCKING CRYING 😂😂😂😂

I just kept thinking SWEAR IM FUCKING CRYING! STOP FUCKING CRYING 😂😂😂😂

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skindeeptales:

70 year old woman thinks her tattoos are “still fucking class”
Carlow woman Monica Neary breathed a sigh of relief as she woke on the morning of her 70th birthday at the weekend as her thoughts about her numerous tattoos had not changed to ‘regret’ but instead stayed at ‘pretty badass’, contrary to the rules of life which dictate that people with body art become ashamed of it at a certain age.
The grandmother of 37 had dreaded the day when she would turn 70 and automatically regret her decision to get tattooed in her twenties, and was surprised to become a septuagenarian and still love her tattoos as much as the day she got them.
“Everyone who spoke to me after I got my first tattoo asked me what they would look like when I was 70″ said Ms. Neary, who has never asked anyone for their opinion on tattoos in her life.
“I was also asked how they would look when I was in a wedding dress, what my kids would think of them… I was told it was only a matter of time before I would hate my tattoos but that day has never come. It’s almost as if my opinion has remained my own all this time”.
Tattoos include a heart with a scroll on her thigh, the name of her now-deceased husband on her shoulder and a cluster of roses on her torso. Each represents a treasured memory for the fresh-as-a-daisy Kildavin native, which she has yet to look upon as being grim relics of a shamefully misspent youth.
“Of course, they don’t look as good as they did when I got them first, but what part of me does? Christ, my tits and my knees hang out with out each other these days. I’m just glad that I still have the memories attached to my tattoos, and that I’m still in control of my life” said Monica, as she booked an appointment with her local Tattoo parlour to get some fresh inking done to commemorate the lack of fucks she gives for your opinion.”
Well, I’m 56 and very proud of each and every single one of my babies, so…
also, I proudly dare to declare that I look a tiny little bit like her :)
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Goals

She and Angela Basset are the same damn age and that’s fucked up scientifically.

Angela Basset is 55.

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brispyedges:

afropunker:

skindeeptales:

70 year old woman thinks her tattoos are “still fucking class”

Carlow woman Monica Neary breathed a sigh of relief as she woke on the morning of her 70th birthday at the weekend as her thoughts about her numerous tattoos had not changed to ‘regret’ but instead stayed at ‘pretty badass’, contrary to the rules of life which dictate that people with body art become ashamed of it at a certain age.

The grandmother of 37 had dreaded the day when she would turn 70 and automatically regret her decision to get tattooed in her twenties, and was surprised to become a septuagenarian and still love her tattoos as much as the day she got them.

“Everyone who spoke to me after I got my first tattoo asked me what they would look like when I was 70″ said Ms. Neary, who has never asked anyone for their opinion on tattoos in her life.

“I was also asked how they would look when I was in a wedding dress, what my kids would think of them… I was told it was only a matter of time before I would hate my tattoos but that day has never come. It’s almost as if my opinion has remained my own all this time”.

Tattoos include a heart with a scroll on her thigh, the name of her now-deceased husband on her shoulder and a cluster of roses on her torso. Each represents a treasured memory for the fresh-as-a-daisy Kildavin native, which she has yet to look upon as being grim relics of a shamefully misspent youth.

“Of course, they don’t look as good as they did when I got them first, but what part of me does? Christ, my tits and my knees hang out with out each other these days. I’m just glad that I still have the memories attached to my tattoos, and that I’m still in control of my life” said Monica, as she booked an appointment with her local Tattoo parlour to get some fresh inking done to commemorate the lack of fucks she gives for your opinion.”

Well, I’m 56 and very proud of each and every single one of my babies, so…

also, I proudly dare to declare that I look a tiny little bit like her :)

via WW News

Goals

She and Angela Basset are the same damn age and that’s fucked up scientifically.

Angela Basset is 55.

unclefather:

croptops been done!

Now normally I don’t do this but uh GOOD GAWD IF THERES A COMEBACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ITS THIS!

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If I see a man in a crop top I just may lick his stomach. I want to see V lines (wtf are those called anyway), oh those magical lines that are like an imaginary arrow to your glory rod. IM 100% HERE FOR IT!

There’s this guy who has been trying to date me for the last past 6 years. Im not attracted to him at all, his personality doesn’t appeal to me nor does his looks. Any who, I expressed to him 6 years ago that I didn’t see us being anything but friends, and every time we talk I MEAN EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME we talk he brings up that he’s likes me a lot and how much he wants to be with me. He flipped out on me in Walmart because he found out my boyfriend at the time was white and went on a week long rant on Facebook. And kept leaving comments on my Facebook about how much he wants to be with me and calling and texting to point I changed my number. Fast forward to last week I went to the bank after the gym and guess who worked there and was the ONLY fucking teller available HIM! Rolled eyes and deep sighs. So I put on my friendly phony voice and catch up while trying to make a speedy transaction. As he hands me my money he says “I lost your number” I say “Yeah I changed it” and he replies with “Oh I follow your bakery page I’ll get your number from there” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Of course he text me and says “So when are you going to give me a chance?” I never responded, he then commented on my IG and said “Hey pooh I texted you.” Yeah that moment when someone makes it seems as if it more than what it is. I just made a short story long I was headed to the gym today, but decided to stop at the grocery to grab a banana and bottle of water. I pull into a parking spot and guess who the hell gets out of the car next to me? HIM! Of course he waves and is knocking on the window smiling like crazy, I wave back and proceed to pick my phone back up and continue my convo, so guess what he does stand outside my damn car for 5 minutes. Mind you it’s raining and windy, I said fuck it and just pulled off. He texted my phone “If you didn’t want me waiting for you that’s all you had to say” WTF DUDE I NEVER SAID WAIT FOR ME! He has been crossed the line of creepy as fuck, at what point does person take all hints and realize “She’s just not that into me” At this moment Im putting him on the block list, Im tired of saying the same thing over and over. There’s no way in hell I would want to be with you, I may never leave.

Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.

Me: Based on what?

Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.

Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.

Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.

Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.

Him: And?

Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?

Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.

Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?

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Oh, bitch. Read down!

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samflow:

The SCAR Project: Breast Cancer Is Not A Pink Ribbon

The SCAR Project is a series of large-scale portraits of young breast cancer survivors shot by fashion photographer David Jay. Primarily an awareness raising campaign, The SCAR Project puts a raw, unflinching face on early onset breast cancer while paying tribute to the courage and spirit of so many brave young women.

Dedicated to the more than 10,000 women under the age of 40 who will be diagnosed this year alone, The SCAR Project is an exercise in awareness, hope, reflection and healing.

Read more here

Now HERE’S a good goddamn glimpse at breast cancer.  Fuck your “save second base” bullshit.  -C

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Depression does not always mean
Beautiful girls shattering at the wrists
A glorified, heroic battle for your sanity
Or mothers that never got the chance to say good-bye

Sometimes depression means
Not getting out of bed for three days
Because your feet refuse to believe
That they will not shatter upon impact with the floor

Sometimes depression means
That summoning the willpower
To go downstairs and do the laundry
Is the most impressive thing you accomplish that week

Sometimes depression means
Lying on the floor staring at the ceiling for hours
Because you cannot convince your body
That it is capable of movement

Sometimes depression means
Not being able to write for weeks
Because the only words you have to offer the world
Are trapped and drowning and I swear to God I’m trying

Sometimes depression means
That every single bone in your body aches
But you have to keep going through the motions
Because you are not allowed to call in to work depressed

Sometimes depression means
Ignoring every phone call for an entire month
Because yes, they have the right number
But you’re not the person they’re looking for, not anymore

—Hannah Nicole (via papernymphe)

All I’ve been hearing is “You aren’t trying hard enough to be happy” Believe me when I say I pray for happiness every night. I pray that this depression leaves. It’s hard enough for me to survive each day wearing a smile when Im dying on the inside, while people are steady telling me Im not trying enough. IM FUCKING TRYING, YOURE JUST NOT UNDERSTANDING

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